Jamiecheater

For those of you who would enjoy nothing more than a chance to get annihilated by akatsuki, read on. For those of you who wish to keep your lives, keep browsing. ~At akatsuki meetings, totally distract everyone and get them to argue over random things. ~In the middle of their rants, walk away. ~Give Tobi 6 Hour Power (or 5 Hour Energy, I don't care which, I'm not the one getting mauled later). ~Blame Zetsu. ~If they label their food, switch the nametags around so that Hidan ends up with Zetsu's food, Kisame gets Itachi's Dango, etc... ~Follow Pein around singing "Follow the Leader." If he asks what the hell you're doing, say, "Why, I'm