Literature
How to annoy akatsuki
For those of you who would enjoy nothing more than a chance to get annihilated by akatsuki, read on. For those of you who wish to keep your lives, keep browsing.
~At akatsuki meetings, totally distract everyone and get them to argue over random things.
~In the middle of their rants, walk away.
~Give Tobi 6 Hour Power (or 5 Hour Energy, I don't care which, I'm not the one getting mauled later).
~Blame Zetsu.
~If they label their food, switch the nametags around so that Hidan ends up with Zetsu's food, Kisame gets Itachi's Dango, etc...
~Follow Pein around singing "Follow the Leader." If he asks what the hell you're doing, say, "Why, I'm